Re: Count to a Million - PART TWO - Walls of Text. And numbers.

**Blackstar88** Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:30 pm

1416 DK new information about b2 weapons the elephant gun is scope less but does 43000 damage a shot the hawk eye is basically the Bessie 580 % critical hit bounus the infection handgun does 10000 damage per second of corrosive damage the Rex is basiclly the unforgivin with 30000 x2 there's a Jakob's shotgun doing 10000 x17 with 90% accuracy and the chopper taking into effect multiple projectiles fires at 60 or so rounds per second and has a 1500 round magazine

**The Dark King** Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:40 pm

1417

Hell.

Fuckin'.

Yeah.

**The Silent Watcher** Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:34 am

1418

I'm playing UFO: Two Sides with Colonel Longhena. It's a multiplayer version of UFO: Enemy Unknown, aka the first X-COM game.

I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.

Fortunately, neither does he =P

Quick edit: The best part about it is that it's basically no longer on the internet (copyrights) so there's not even a guide for the mod, as far as I can tell.

that and searching anything with "ufo" on it online...

**Scionox** Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:52 pm

1419

We with IE just had an epicly awesome 3 hour long game of wz2100, we was in one team with 2 nullbots vs 4 nullbots.
It was ridiculous, we researched almost whole tech forest and ended up bombing enemy bases into oblivion using archangel missiles and laser satellites, as well as a few gausses Twisted Evil

.

**The Dark King** Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:11 pm

1420

I have no idea what you just said. Neutral

**The Silent Watcher** Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:40 pm

1421

An epic 4v4 battle on Warzone 2100, us two and two AI versus four AI.

It lasted 3 hours.

We used missiles, VTOLs, sensors, and almost researched everything.

**The Dark King** Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:32 pm

1422.

Okay, cool.

**The Silent Watcher** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:56 pm

1423

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20781625

SHIT.

EDIT: http://www.gamershell.com/news_41337.html

"Celebrating the 12th anniversary since Command & Conquer series was born, Electonic Arts has released for free..."

<ERROR: UNIVERSE DESTROYED>

**BAM Blind And Mad** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:23 am

1424. Pretty much.

**The Silent Watcher** Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:37 am

1425

X-COM: Enemy Unknown Death Count: 1 (Blackstar88 - Instantly killed via critical hit from a Floater that came out of absolutely nowhere)

**The Dark King** Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:09 am

1426

BAM gave me Saints Row 2 for Christmas. So happy. Smile

**BAM Blind And Mad** Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:48 am

1427.damn right

**The Dark King** Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:22 pm

1428

And it is awesome.

**The Silent Watcher** Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:07 pm

1429

X-COM Status Update:

In light of recent events (Brazil deciding to quit funding me, and everything taking two hits to kill) I have decided to upgrade your weapons.

You now have laser rifles. @Heavies - You still have LMGs and rockets. @Snipers - You still have your rifles.

EDIT: You all have a nice, fancy suit of Carapace Armor now. No more "instakilled by critical hits from fucking Floaters"

Instead it takes two shots to kill you. So stop missing at point-blank range with shotguns (choppedliver).

EDIT 2: No, you didn't die@choppedliver. But you spend half your existence in the medbay.

EDIT 3: Turns out there are cheats in the form of specific names/nicknames making hero units. No, you don't get them.

Until next playthrough, which will be for shits and giggles.

Ex: Name Sid Meier "Godfather" = Super-psionic with every psionic ability. Or Otto Zander "Unbreakable" = 100 health.

Floaters have 4 health. You have...9 or 10, can't remember, right now.

**The Dark King** Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:52 pm

1430

Neat. Cool idea.

**Blackstar88** Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:50 am

1431 5 that chopped doesn't post to end of Christmas break

**The Silent Watcher** Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:25 am

1432

The name Otto Zander is from a fanfic.

o.o

**The Dark King** Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:15 am

1433

Blackstar, can you find your level 50 Order shield for me please?

**BAM Blind And Mad** Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:49 pm

1434. Uhh... It's too early on a. Sunday(here)

**The Silent Watcher** Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:27 pm

1435.

X-COM Status Update:

Alien base discovered and attacked. Victory. TDK was critically injured, but he'll be back on his feet sooner or later.

Enemy UFO appeared over the US, nearly shot down an interceptor. I have a feeling I'm going to lose a satellite.

TDK and Colonel Longhena have been promoted to Major. TDK because he seems to be capable of laughing off the most ridiculous injuries (I swear he is literally made of steel, critically injured FIVE TIMES without dying, contrast Blackstar88 who died the first time he got shot) and Longhena because he seems to be able to murder everything that so much as thinks about looking at him.

EDIT: One more promotion and we're going to have a Colonel Colonel Longhena on our side. Uh.

Also his nickname is Stalker.

He wears...well, not neon pink armor, but... TDK's old character.

**The Dark King** Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:10 pm

1436

How am I still alive? Is that even possible?

**The Silent Watcher** Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:45 pm

1437

In all honesty you're lucky you were critically injured instead of outright killed (and that I had medkits).

PRIORITY: Upgrades to Interceptors. And more interceptors. I've got some powerful laser weaponry teched, so I'll go with that. ***COMPLETE***

EDIT: X-COM Status Update:

Psionic Labs constructed. TDK and choppedliver sent in for psionic testing.

In the meantime, a Terror mission starts. Something like 10 chryssalids ripping apart civilians left and right (which turn into zombies after).

So things are going horribly.

And then, out of absolutely fucking nowhere, a Cyberdisc shows up and murders one of my troops (a nobody, thankfully). Outright killed, so Megaprr (who has the only medkits) can't revive him.

So I retreat.

As I'm ON THE FUCKING EXIT AREA, waiting for the rest of my troops to get there, the Cyberdisc critically injures Megaprr.

Who has the only medkit.

KIA. Mexico cuts funding.

Colonel Longhena is now Colonel Colonel Longhena.

PRIORITY: Landed UFO sighted. Complete mission, get alien alloy for MORE LASERS.

**Scionox** Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:42 am

1438
XCOM: TTS Status Update: I have chryssalids and they are awesome!~ Twisted Evil

Zombified most of IE's group on the terror mission, as well as most of the civilians, my own zombie army. Laughing

Did it with minimum losses as well.
Successful terror missions +1.

**The Silent Watcher** Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:52 am

1439

Fuck Chryssalids.

**The Dark King** Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:07 am

1440

Promise I'll update later today.

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