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Post  The Dark King Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:00 pm

A page for users to post the best (and worst) puns that they have.
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Post  The Dark King Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:01 pm

Trying to follow electricity is hard.

Current trends change too fast. *drum set plays in background*
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Post  The Silent Watcher Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:32 pm

Say that again and I will flay you alive.
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Post  The Dark King Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:40 pm

Was I not specific enough in the title and description? If you don't want to read bad puns, then don't read the topic. And before you say that your OCD compels you to read all new posts, you could always just ignore it.
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Post  The Silent Watcher Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:48 pm

Do you think I'm serious?
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Post  BAM Blind And Mad Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:06 pm

when waves hit you it hertz *drum set plays in background*
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Post  BAM Blind And Mad Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:08 pm

(stolen from IE)
I have a very basic question for you is soup a acid or a base *drum set plays in background*
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Post  Megaprr Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:41 pm

wooooooowwwww..... you completely jacked mine. (btw, claire turned mine into a chemistry cat)
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Post  The Dark King Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:43 pm

Electricity jokes by yours truly.

I'm positive I'll be charged for this.
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Post  The Dark King Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:24 pm

My friend is a construction worker. He's also a criminal.

It took the cops a while to finally catch him. Guess you can say they nailed him.
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Post  Megaprr Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:14 pm

what do you call someone with no body and a nose?
nobody knows.
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Post  The Dark King Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:20 pm

What do you call a fortune teller that has broken out of prison?

A small medium at large.
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Post  Megaprr Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:12 pm

I showed my friend my computer's old motherboard. he thought it was rather maternal looking.
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Post  VokunKreh Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:45 pm

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Post  The Silent Watcher Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:46 pm

I told a chemistry joke.

There was no reaction, because all the good ones argon.
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Post  The Dark King Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:30 pm

I drive a bus for disabled people. I hit this one guy and broke his arm and his leg. He was pissed. I told him I have to get 12 people every day, one way or the other.

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