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Puns
A page for users to post the best (and worst) puns that they have.
The Dark King- Creative Director
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How shocking
Trying to follow electricity is hard.
Current trends change too fast. *drum set plays in background*
Current trends change too fast. *drum set plays in background*
The Dark King- Creative Director
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Re: Puns
Was I not specific enough in the title and description? If you don't want to read bad puns, then don't read the topic. And before you say that your OCD compels you to read all new posts, you could always just ignore it.
The Dark King- Creative Director
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Re: Puns
(stolen from IE)
I have a very basic question for you is soup a acid or a base *drum set plays in background*
I have a very basic question for you is soup a acid or a base *drum set plays in background*
Re: Puns
wooooooowwwww..... you completely jacked mine. (btw, claire turned mine into a chemistry cat)
Megaprr- Moderator
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Okay I'm good now
Electricity jokes by yours truly.
I'm positive I'll be charged for this.
I'm positive I'll be charged for this.
The Dark King- Creative Director
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Re: Puns
My friend is a construction worker. He's also a criminal.
It took the cops a while to finally catch him. Guess you can say they nailed him.
It took the cops a while to finally catch him. Guess you can say they nailed him.
The Dark King- Creative Director
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Re: Puns
what do you call someone with no body and a nose?
nobody knows.
nobody knows.
Megaprr- Moderator
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Re: Puns
What do you call a fortune teller that has broken out of prison?
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
The Dark King- Creative Director
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Re: Puns
I showed my friend my computer's old motherboard. he thought it was rather maternal looking.
Megaprr- Moderator
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Re: Puns
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
VokunKreh- RtD Player
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Re: Puns
I drive a bus for disabled people. I hit this one guy and broke his arm and his leg. He was pissed. I told him I have to get 12 people every day, one way or the other.
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